GWAR's Trick Or Treat Home Defense Guide

GWAR's Oderus Urungus explains how to deploy your Hellfire missiles with maximum effectiveness this Halloween.

Maxim takes no responsibility for anyone who actually follows the advice of this deranged, genocidal space monster. Unless it looks awesome, obviously.

Come back soon for more of GWAR's attempts to make your life barely tolerable! And in the meantime, let's take another look at that time GWAR killed one of our editors live on stage.

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