Screw looking both ways before crossing the street, because if what these movies say is true, not following the rules is much more fun.
Play Russian roulette (<em>The Deer Hunter</em>)- Well, assuming you win. Otherwise this might not be the best idea in the world.
Be in porn (<em>Boogie Nights</em>)- Let's see... sex with women like Heather Graham and Julianne Moore, quality guy time with John C. Reilly, and a free place to crash at Burt Reynolds' house. This movie is a cautionary tale why?
Sleep with your friend's mom (<em>American Pie</em>)- Considering that sleeping with a woman who isn't your friend's mom is still a pretty gratifying experience, we don't see why you'd need this explained.
Have unprotected sex (<em>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</em>)- Stacy might argue that this isn't the best idea, but it still beats getting caught sanding your third peg leg in a pirate costume.
Cheat on your girlfriend (<em>Road Trip</em>)- This movie taught us that the end result of infidelity is making an amateur sex tape with a hot coed and following it up with a raucous cross-country trip. We call shotgun!
Start your own whorehouse (<em>Risky Business</em>)- Your neighbors (and the local pimp) might not be too keen on your new enterprise—and you could wind up dancing around to Bob Seger in your underwear—but you also live in a brothel where the ladies of the night look like Rebecca De Mornay!
Feed a Mogwai after midnight (<em>Gremlins</em>)- It's like having two pets in one! Yeah, the post-midnight version is a little too violent and fang-y for our liking, but if you want something that's soft and cuddly buy a damn teddy bear.
Surf on a van (<em>Teen Wolf</em>)- Is there any better way to scare your suburban neighbors? (Or at least distract them from the fact that you're a freak of nature?) But some advice: Only try this move if you have a low center of gravity like Michael J. Fox.
Go on a bender (<em>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</em>)- Hunter S. Thompson's entire life was a bender, and they still make movies about the man! Sure there's all the soiling yourself and living in a perpetual state of paranoia, but that's a small price to pay for hallucinations where you see lizard people humping.
Smoke pot (<em>Dazed and Confused</em>)- Cruising around town looking for the next party and beating the shit out of random freshmen who cross your path? Works for us. Though, we should note that these actions might only be charming if you live in '70s-era Texas.