Because Alien and Hannah deserve each other.
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if someone mashed up footage from Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers and Lena Dunham's Girls? Well, this is what that would look like.
Hannah: "Before I met you, I was lonely in such a deep, deep way."
Alien: "Look at my shit! I got shorts, every fucking color...I got designer T-shirts, gold bullets, motherfuckin' vampires..."
Yes, things go on like this for a while, and no, it will never, ever get old. So sit back, relax, and wait for Franco's Oscar nominations to roll the fuck in.
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