Social media commentator Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week. [May 18 – May 24]
 X-Men: Days of Future Past director Bryan Singer Tweeted a pic of star Jennifer Lawrence - who reprises her role as Mystique - getting her blue body paint applied on set.
Photo: @BryanSinger/ Twitter
 Yahoo bought blogging platform Tumblr for a whopping 1.1 billion dollars.
Now maybe Tumblr can put some of the money toward buying a vowel and spelling their name right.
 Update: Justin Bieber’s monkey has officially been seized by German authorities and will not be returned to the teen Idol.
Biebs, if you’re looking to hang out with something hairy that plays with itself and slings poop, your search is over, buddy…
 Here's a cool six-second new Vine by Frank Danna featuring Star Trek Into Darkness.
Oddly enough, six seconds is exactly how long William Shatner used to last in the sack with those green chicks.
 Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, has gone on record in the New York Times stating that “GIF” is not pronounced with a hard “G”. The ‘G’ is soft, and it’s pronounced “JIF”.
All we can say to that is, Joddamnit!