Jennifer Love Hewitt’s $5 Million Chest, & 4 Other Things You May Have Missed

March 15, 2013

By:

Keith Fenimore

Social media commentator Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week. [Mar 9 – Mar 15]

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt created a buzz by claiming her boobs are so fine that they should be insured for $5 million.
Dating Love Hewitt may have just become a liability. Every dude knows how wrong bra removal can go!

2. The Clippers’ DeAndre Jordan soared over Piston Brandon Knight, slamming a perfectly lobbed ball with a dunk heard around the world!
News of the massive dunk travelled so fast, a smoke signal was released from the Vatican in Rome during the Pope selection process that actually spelled out, "Holy Shit!"

3. Spring training was notched up in the eye-candy department by a Hooter's girl who served as a ball girl during a Phillies vs. Rays game. The only downside came when the over-eager Hooter accidentally fielded a live ball and botched a play.
Safe to say, this isn't the first time a Hooter's girl has aggressively lunged for a live ball when she shouldn't have.

4. As a tease, director Kevin Smith Instagram’d the cover page for the script he's begun writing for Clerks III.
The script couldn't come at a better time for the guy who plays the lead character, Dante. Since making Clerks II over seven years ago, it’srumored he’s gone method, not by choice, but by actually working as a clerk in a convenience store.

5. Billy Joel participated in a Q&A session at Vanderbilt University, prompting a fearless student in the audience to ask if he could accompany Joel on his favorite song, New York State of Mind. Billy obliged with a simple, "Okay."
The kid’s got some balls, and he’s a pretty amazing musician to boot. If he follows in his idol’s footsteps, he has a solid piano career and at least a couple of supermodel divorces to look forward to.

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