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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer...

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The...

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What's the definition of necrophilia?

Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one.Seth GoldbergBoston, MA

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How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?

How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?His right hand caught fire.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill...

Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill?A: A trip without the kids.LukeBoston

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts will cost you at least one dollar, while deer nuts are always under a buck.Duane A. Loftonvia e...

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.

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What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?

Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?A: An Amish drive-by.Jack ConradSumter, SC

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What did the worm say to the caterpillar?...

Q: What did the worm say to the caterpillar?A: Who did you fuck for the fur coat!—BoSmithers, BC

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What do you call a smart blonde?

Man’s Best FriendQ: What do you call a smart blonde?A: A golden retriever.Stephen LewisSnyder, TX

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Q: How is sex a lot like air?

Heavy BreathingQ: How is sex a lot like air?A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.James ZorenSan Francisco, CA

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