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Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day...

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replies...

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What’s the different between The Hobbit and Twitter?

Q: What’s the different between The Hobbit and Twitter? A: You only get 140 characters on Twitter.Patrick Walker

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Two ministers are discussing their lives in the church...

Two ministers are discussing their lives in the church, and one of them says, "I never slept with my wife until after we were married. How about you?" the second preacher thinks for a second,...

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Grandpa's Dirty Joke

He's close to death but far from decency.

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April's Biggest Fools

These real-life pranks landed the pranksters in jail, court, or hell. Enjoy the hilarity!

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A woman speeds by a motorcycle cop holding a radar gun...

A woman speeds by a motorcycle cop holding a radar gun. He pulls her over and asks, “What’s the rush?” She replies, “I’m on my way to assist in an emergency procedure at the hospital.” The cop asks...

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night, and she said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look alright.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends...