Paw-paw’s mind is filthy—and riddled with dementia.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shih tzu.—Dane Loewen
A: It’s not hard.—Justin Matchett
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire telling stories of their bravado. Tom, the hand from Wyoming, says, “I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got...
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It'll make you roll your eyes - just like Pappy during one of his seizures.
Q: Why is it unethical for lawyers to have sex with their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.Dina Brewer
A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who fib and tests it out at dinner. He asks his son, "Did you go to school today?" The son replies, "Yes," and the robot slaps him. The sons says, "...
My wife asked if I would give it to her "doggy style." So I took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes.Jason Dowling
To deliver it like Paw-Paw, tell it loudly while you eat cottage cheese.