Jokes

Our huge archive of hilarious jokes, silly one-liners, biting zingers and classic gags.

A couple is shopping in the mall for hours...

A couple is shopping in the mall for hours. The wife turns to talk to her husband and realizes he’s nowhere in sight. Angry, she calls his cell phone and asks where he disappeared to. “Honey,” he...

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly? A: I can't jelly my dick up your ass. --James Riel, Boston, MA

Grandpa's Dirty Joke

He's close to death but far from decency.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse", he mumbled from behind the...

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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The New York girl said, "From a place...

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“Have you ever smelled mothballs?”

“Have you ever smelled mothballs?” a little kid asks his dad. “Of course,” replies the dad. The kid thinks about this for a moment and asks, “Well, how did you get their little legs apart?” ...

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Grandpa’s Old Dirty Jokes

Q: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot

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Grandpa’s Old Dirty Jokes

Q: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot

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A Man Goes into the Job Center…

A Man Goes into the Job Center in downtown Denver and sees an ad for a gynecologist’s assistant. Interested, he asks the clerk for details. The clerk says, “The job entails getting the ladies ready...

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An Old Fart Goes to Confession…

An Old Fart Goes to Confession and says, “Father, I’m 82, and I just slept with two women.” The priest says,” Say three Hail Marys and all will be forgiven.” “I don’t know the Hail Mary,” the old...