Q: What's the most successful pickup line ever?A: "Does this smell like chloroform?"
A Family AffairA couple are having sex when their son walks in. He runs out screaming. Dad says, “I’d better go talk to him.” On his way to his son’s room, he hears something in...
Blown BulbA wife comes home and turns on the lights. ¿They flicker.“Honey,” she asks, “can you fix this light switch?” The husband replies, “What do I look like, an electrician?”The...
Q: How was David Copperfield born?A: He escaped from a condom!Tamas FodorSt. Paul, MN
Q: How do you cure bedwetting?A: With an electric blanket.Darryl LewisBoston, MA
Q: What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?A: They’re both used as a meat substitute.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.—Anonymous
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?A: Wanna go bike riding?Daryl Conradvia e-mail
Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.JaredKnoxville, TN
Hee HawQ: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods?A: Pretty hot.