Jokes

Our huge archive of hilarious jokes, silly one-liners, biting zingers and classic gags.

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Blind Leading the Blonde

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls...

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Grandpa’s Dirty Jokes: Why don’t blind people ever go skydiving?

Q: Why don’t blind people ever go skydiving? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Grandpa’s Dirty Jokes: 100 balls

Q: What has 100 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo

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Double Date

My friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin. I asked him how he could tell them apart. He said her brother had a moustache. Trent Calender

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Good Comeback

A man sits next to a woman at a bar and says, “I’d tell you a joke about my penis…” He pauses, then adds, “but it’s too long!” The woman replies, “I’d tell you a joke about by vagina, but you’ll...

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Doctor’s Orders

A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?” Chris Interpreter

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Grandpa’s Dirty Jokes: What is a zebra?

Q: What is a zebra? A: 25 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.

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Slide ‘em, Cowboy

A cowboy tells another, “that bull nearly killed me, partner, charged at me like a locomotive!” “How’d you get away?” asks the other cowboy. “He slipped, and I jumped the fence.” “Man, I would’ve...

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Mirror Mishap

“My boyfriend complains I hog the mirror,” one blonde says to another. “I know what you mean,” her friend says. “Mine broke his back ‘cause I was hogging the mirror.” “He had an accident in the...