An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls...
Q: Why don’t blind people ever go skydiving?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: What has 100 balls and screws old ladies?
My friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin. I asked him how he could tell them apart.
He said her brother had a moustache.
A man sits next to a woman at a bar and says, “I’d tell you a joke about my penis…” He pauses, then adds, “but it’s too long!”
The woman replies, “I’d tell you a joke about by vagina, but you’ll...
A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.”
He replies, “What did your dentist say?”
Q: What is a zebra?
A: 25 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
A cowboy tells another, “that bull nearly killed me, partner, charged at me like a locomotive!”
“How’d you get away?” asks the other cowboy.
“He slipped, and I jumped the fence.”
“Man, I would’ve...
“My boyfriend complains I hog the mirror,” one blonde says to another.
“I know what you mean,” her friend says. “Mine broke his back ‘cause I was hogging the mirror.”
“He had an accident in the...
Two flies are sitting on a pile of poop, and one fly farts. The other on looks over and says, “Do you mind? I’m eating!”