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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer...

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The...

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What's the definition of necrophilia?

Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one.Seth GoldbergBoston, MA

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How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?

How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?His right hand caught fire.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill...

Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill?A: A trip without the kids.LukeBoston

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts will cost you at least one dollar, while deer nuts are always under a buck.Duane A. Loftonvia e...