After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The...
Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one.Seth GoldbergBoston, MA
How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?His right hand caught fire.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill?A: A trip without the kids.LukeBoston
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts will cost you at least one dollar, while deer nuts are always under a buck.Duane A. Loftonvia e...
Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.
Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?A: An Amish drive-by.Jack ConradSumter, SC
Man’s Best FriendQ: What do you call a smart blonde?A: A golden retriever.Stephen LewisSnyder, TX
Q: What did the worm say to the caterpillar?A: Who did you fuck for the fur coat!—BoSmithers, BC
Heavy BreathingQ: How is sex a lot like air?A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.James ZorenSan Francisco, CA