Jokes

Our huge archive of hilarious jokes, silly one-liners, biting zingers and classic gags.

A Major Problem...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave...

Three Nuns...

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"The second nun said, "I can top that. Yesterday I...

Magic Sex...

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and asks, "You wanna play 'magic'?"She responds, "What's that?"He says, "Well we go back to my place and screw, and then you disappear!"

Close Call...

One man calls emergency:"Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"After five minutes, the same man calls back:"Don't worry, I found another one."

A man walks into a doctor's office and complains that it burns when he pees, and that his balls are swollen.The doc takes a look at him and says, "Wow, I've never seen anything like this. Let me see...

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Part-Time Work

Part-Time WorkA woman preparing to leave her husband casually informs him, “I’m going to become a hooker. I can make $400 for what I give you for free.”“I’m coming with you,” the man...

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Q: Why do bulimics love KFC?

Q: Why do bulimics love KFC?A: Because it comes with a bucket.

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Q: What's the safest speed for having sex?

Q: What’s the safest speed for having sex? A: 68, because at 69 you flip over and eat it.

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Q: What's the most successful pickup line ever?

Q: What's the most successful pickup line ever?A: "Does this smell like chloroform?"

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A Family Affair

A Family AffairA couple are having sex when their son walks in. He runs out screaming. Dad says, “I’d better go talk to him.” On his way to his son’s room, he hears something in...