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JustMarriedThings: The Perfect Antidote To The Awful JustGirlyThings

If you've ever seen the terrible JustGirlyThings Tumblr and thrown up on yourself, this one's for you.

If you've spent some time on that wondrous world of cats and boobies we call The Internet, you may have stumbled across an appalling, Instagram-heavy puddle of tween irritant called JustGirlyThings. A blog in which "women" (read: 12-year-old girls, plus probably some girls in their 20s who should really, really know better) list all the things that, like, only girls could ever totally get, like, you guys. All in all, it's pretty nauseating stuff: If it had a physical presence, it would smell like a Hollister store and taste like cookie dough full of ground up Ritalin. It's awful, is what we're saying, especially the fantasy relationship stuff like this, this, and this. In an effort to prepare the fans of this site for the harsh realities of life to come, we've created our own version for people who are actually in long-term relationships, called JustMarriedThings, which shows what it's actually like to live with the person you love. Warning: tweens may be in for a shock.

 


Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: Tim Denison/Getty   Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: Red Chopsticks/Getty | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013



Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 


Photo: iStockphoto.com | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

 

 

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