Maxim is here to guide T.O. through his new hometown's nightlife.
Buffalo Zoo
This animal house features 23 acres of exotic critters—not the kind you’ll find at Rick’s Cabaret in Dallas, but fun to watch nonetheless. Host your QB and O-line for a slumber party ($18 per person) and a new TD record could be yours!
Holiday Hollow
How often are you torn between attending a Renaissance fair and a haunted house? At this annual Halloween Festival, you don’t have ¿to choose! Don’t miss the “Gypsy Show” or the “Fellowship of the Ring Toss.”
Chuck E. Cheese’s
Video games are great for eye-hand coordination, and pizza will give you energy! Just be sure to hit the one on Milestrip Road. The Harlem Road outpost is “a total shithole,” according to an eight-year-old we found smoking a butt outside.
Niagara Falls
Take a date to this natural wonder (fireworks every Friday night in September!), then blow some of that $6.5 million salary across the border at the Fallsview Casino. It can’t be any more depressing than Philly’s Fabric Museum…can it?