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Man Gets Fork Stuck In Penis While Masturbating

A case study that will make you never again want to insert a utensil in your urethra.



If you're looking to spice up your masturbation routine, here's a tip: DON'T INSERT A FORK IN YOUR PEEN HOLE!!!

A 70-year-old man in Australia did not heed his advice and, during a bout of self-love, decided to kick things up a notch by INSERTING A FORK IN HIS PEEN HOLE!!!

Unfortunately, he did not get the self-gratification he was hoping for, because the FORK GOT STUCK IN HIS PEEN HOLE!!! Doctors were forced to surgically remove the utensil and then wrote it up as a case study, which contains some extremely graphic photos of A FORK BEING REMOVED FROM SOME OLD DUDE'S PEEN HOLE!!!

On the upside, the FORK, WHICH WAS STUCK IN SOMEBODY'S GRANDFATHER'S PEEN HOLE, was only a 4-inch, 3-pronged oyster fork. It could have been worse; it could have been a SERVING FORK STUCK IN HIS PEEN HOLE!!! 


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