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Megan Fox's Big 'O' Face and 4 Other Things You Might Have Missed

Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week in social media. [Dec 15 – Dec 21]

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Twitter has announced that they now have 200 million active users. They are very proud of this milestone, putting the millions that use their service on a pedestal by giving them the distinction of being the “pulse of the planet.”

Whoa, take it down a notch, Twitter, I don’t want you to go into cardiac arrest from patting yourself on the back…considering there are over 7 billion people on the planet, 200 million is a pretty weak pulse! 

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A 17-year-old female high school student in Sweden started an Instagram account outing the sexual proclivities of over 200 students, and causing a riot at the school involving more than 600 kids.
At times there may be legitimate reasons to riot, but walden vs. toaster vs. lo-fi ain’t one of them. 

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With the end of civilization as we know scheduled for today, you may want to check out this video on YouTube, which provides unscientific tips and advice that may help you eke out a few more days. 
If you want hard proof the world is ending, look no further than this news about Suri Cruise getting a two-story $24,000 playhouse featuring electricity and running water.  I hope Tommy bought meteoroid proofing.  

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Workout apps used to be all about helping people count calories, but now they’re getting more sophisticated.  As motivation for people to shed pounds and get in shape, apps like MyFitnessPal allows people to share their fitness progress with friends on Facebook. 

Hey, keep your workouts to yourself.  Share fondue with your friends—not details on how you can almost squeeze into your out-of-date skinny jeans.


Photo: Frederic J. Brown / AFP / Getty Images | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012

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A sexy and suggestive freeze frame of Megan Fox speaking into a microphone with her pretty plucky pout is buzzing on Buzzfeed.

I’m not sure what Megan is actually saying into that microphone, but I’m guessing it’s, “I still can’t believe I wasted my hotness by marrying the least popular guy on the ‘90s version of 90210.”

keith

@imkeithfenimore and that's, as I see it, what's trending in social media this week!

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