What? Did you have a better idea?
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Just in case you've ever dreamed of experiencing the innards of a colon firsthand, a Belgian hotel modeled after the organ (appropriately known as CasAnus) is finally giving you that option. Originally an art sculpture by Dutch designer Joep van Lieshout and a part of the Verbeke Foundation, the opportunity to stay the night arose after an endless stream of visitors were curious about settling inside the digestive organ. Now, for only $120 you can spend the night—but make sure it's with someone you like, because the replica is disturbingly anatomically correct.
Surprisingly, it’s a lot better than most hotels we’ve ever encountered (like this dump, which uses its unsanitary service as a marketing scheme), complete with lighting, indoor plumbing, heat, a table, and a double-bed right at the base of a replicated asshole. There’s not much more you could ask for, except for maybe a mini bar, which they should have thought about before opening a blown-up anus to the public.
If you don’t have time to get to the romantic getaway firsthand, check out the video below, which takes you on a tour inside of the building. Then try not to kick yourself for using up all of your vacation days.
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