Anyone want to take a guess as to what a Bangkok Knockout might involve?
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You wouldn’t know it, but every now and again, we here at Maxim – Maxim, of all places! – occasionally find things funny that are a little bit immature. Sounds crazy, right? But, yeah, it’s true. So naturally, when we heard that there was a movie called Pacific Rim, we smirked a little bit. Then we found out that it was about giant robots fisting dinosaurs, and we smirked a little bit harder. Then we had a bit of a nap, then thought about it being called Pacific Rim again and began a whole new smirk. In short, we found the name funny and started thinking of all the other action flicks we’d seen over the years that belonged in a sex manual. If you have any idea how these moves might play out, leave your suggestions in the comments! Or, on second thought, don’t.
This would probably lead to a bad case of Bangkok Dangerous.
One for shaving fetishists, presumably?
One to practice very, very carefully…
Ok, some of these are more obvious than others.
Whatever this is, we want to experience it, immediately.
We’re guessing this is how you finish up after performing The Twins Effect.
This is either a sex move, or some kind of bowel disorder.
Probably requires a certain degree of flexibility.
Definitely not to be performed on a first date.
Eh, we’ve all been there.