You took to Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter to say funny things and call us names, and we loved it. Here are the nicest, funniest, and shittiest things you said to us this week.
Honestly? Pretty low. But we're now determined to use "bake her dick cookies" as a euphemism for...something. We'll let you know when we've figured out what.
Ba-dum, and, indeed, tshh.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST TRYING TO HURT OUR FEELINGS, GEORGE.
Thank you for the best mental image we've had all month. Also, please send us some of your drugs.
You just wait till next week's featured article, "172 Reasons Why Punching Yourself In The Balls With A Hammer Is Awesome!"