You took to Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter to say funny things and call us names, and we loved it. Here are the nicest, funniest, and shittiest things you said to us this week.
It's almost as if there was something distracting on the beach that made people suddenly veer off the road...
Fortunately, it was only a trifling injury.
We're just going to try very hard not to wonder what you're wondering about.
Oh, well. At least only you and about 700 other people decided that this was the part of the article that really needed debating.
Superstar? Really? What's next, a Night At The Roxbury reference?