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Scientists Capture First-Ever Dolphin Wet Dream on Video

Well, now we know why the ocean is salty. Researchers at Kyoto University recently captured a wild dolphin's spontaneous ejaculation. A sleepy bottlenose was just swimming along, when out popped his penis and blammo: splooge all over the place. And because the scientists had no respect for this dolphin's privacy, they leaked the video and wrote a research paper on it. Now all the other dolphins call him "sperm whale." So embarrassing. 

 


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