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Sign This Petition to Have Justin Bieber Deported!

Finally, a government initiative we could all get behind.


Photo: Getty Images | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2014


You know how you devote several hours a day to wishing Justin Bieber would sign up for that manned mission to Mars, or just straight-up disappear? Well, now is your chance to make it happen – or at least get him off American soil.

A petition calling for the deportation of the tiny drag racing, egg-throwing, Selena Gomez-hogging Canadian on WhiteHouse.gov's “We the People” has amassed 187,492 signatures as of this morning, surpassing the 100,000 signature threshold required for the petition to be reviewed by the White House after just a week. So, have your voice heard! Sign the petition here to help it have more of an impact in sending Bieber and all of his drop-crotch pants back to Canada.

Although they probably don’t want him over there, either. Last night in Toronto, Bieber was charged with assault for allegedly hitting a limo driver several times in the back of the head in an incident that occurred last month. Mars is calling!


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