What do you get when you cross this?
Besides a visit from Chris Hansen?
You get this extremely pervy Soleil Moon Frye video post. That's right, the very grown-up former Punky Brewster once again dons her pigtails and overalls, ensuring that her many fans have a long night of soul-shattering self-pleasure ahead of them. Be warned, this will likely make you very, very uncomfortable, unless, of course, you're already known to friends and family as "Uncle Handsy."