Name: Natasha Poly
Nationality: Russian
Fab fact: Her real last name is Polevshchikova.
Your chances: 1 in 1,000
Bad pickup line: “Do you know where I can buy some adult diapers?”
Name: Lara Stone
Nationality: Dutch
Fab fact: French Vogue dedicated an issue to her.
Your chances: 1 in 100
Good pickup line:“Do you think I should have my private jet gold-plated?”
Bad pickup line: “Ten bucks says you can’t touch your elbows together!”
Name: Lily Donaldson
Nationality: British
Fab fact: Replaced Kate Moss in Burberry ads.
Your chances: 1 in 800
Good pickup line: “Wanna see a secret MGMT show at the Bowery Hotel?”
Bad pickup line: “Do my hands smell like eggs?”
Name: Daria Werbowy
Nationality: Polish
Fab fact: Dated Josh Hartnett.
Your chances: 1 in 10,000,000
Good pickup line: “Krakow is such a beautiful city.”
Bad pickup line: “Is it true Josh Hartnett is retarded?”
Name: Coco Rocha
Nationality: Canadian
Fab fact: Discovered at an Irish jig contest.
Your chances: 1 in 1,200
Good pickup line: “You’ve accomplished so much for a 21-year-old.”
Bad pickup line: ”You’re the hottest thing out of Canada since Michael J. Fox.”
Name: Hilary Rhoda
Nationality: American
Fab fact: Replaced Angelina Jolie in St. John ads.
Your chances: 1 in 200
Good pickup line: “You looked amazing on the cover of German Vogue.”
Bad pickup line: “I hear you have birds living in your eyebrows.”