It's just another stop on the Trainwreck Tour.
Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil, one of Maxim's Biggest Assholes of 2012, keeps weaseling her way back into the UV limelight. This time, she's done it with a "song" that she "sang" and released to TMZ for her "fans" to "enjoy." In it, she wears a bunch of ill-fitting bikinis and croons about being sexy and cool. At one point, she completely gives up trying to sync her lips to the song and lets a creepy fellow with blonde tips take over, while she awkwardly kisses his neck. [Shiver]. You can watch the whole video below, but we don't recommend it unless you have someone to hold you afterwards.