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A Thanksgiving Message From GWAR

Greetings, human filth! Welcome to part two of our delightful new series, "How To Make Life Barely Tolerable".



In times of great stress - a natural disaster, say, or a public holiday that involves spending time with our families - we here at Maxim turn to our life coach for sage counsel. Which we should really stop doing, because our life coach is a bloodthirsty lunatic from outerspace named Oderus Urungus, and his advice usually winds up with us getting arrested. Ah well. At least his take on Thanksgiving is pretty sound.



Come back soon for more of GWAR's attempts to make your life barely tolerable! And in the meantime, let's take another look at that time GWAR killed one of our editors live on stage.


To see GWAR's terrible, terrible Halloween advice, click here!

To see sexy girls instead of space monsters, go here.