We're as excited as the next guy about the McDonald's Dollar Menu, but, if these weird and ridiculous commercials from the Orient are to believed, we're not as excited as we're supposed to be.
12. Note to self: Blame $1,395 auto body repair bill on the purple blob.
11. Thankfully, the unabridged "chicken breast reacharound" commercial went unaired...
10. We're scared and oddly turned on by this one...
9. You're not having "McDonald's fun" until a monkey, dog, cat and bird invade your home and kidnap your children...
8. How McDonald's makes billions:
1) Get hot, Japanese superstar
2) Make her wear hats for 30 seconds
3) ?????
4) Profit
7. We can't wait until these kids grow up and realize what kind of commercials their parents put them in when they were younger...
6. Beats us why this required English text, but at least we know to never "risky" our lives to eat a fat man's food...
5. At least we know McFlurries are penguin-approved...
4. We have no HEE! idea why we love HEE! this commercial HEE!...
3. & 2. Here's a two-fer: The most annoying, ADHD-riddled kids ever and a Ronald McDonald who pressures children to go to sleep with him. (And yes, this a different commercial from No. 7 above...)
1. This almost unseats the Killer Japanese Seizure Robots as the weirdest crap in the universe...almost.