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Everyone enjoys a good salami slamming now and then, but it's a bummer when someone interrupts the fun. Unless of course that certain "someone" is a horny Swede in a two-piece.

Fast Times-

Busted By: The bikini'd babe he's jerking to
The wank that spawned a million more. No one can blame the guy for cranking one off to Phoebe Cates in a cherry-red bikini. But anyone who's commandeered the tiny Toyota before knows to double-check the lock on the door.

American Pie-

Busted By: The cops, then his roommates
We were never that comfortable bringing K-Y Jelly to the checkout counter, but after this debacle, we've been permanently scared into just using our own tears.

Grandma's Boy-

Busted By: His buddy's mom
You have to give him credit for not being afraid to finish, even when it means spray-painting his buddy's mom in China white. Masturbators, bow to your new leader.

There's Something About Mary-

Busted By: His date
It was a good idea to clear the pipes before meeting Cameron Diaz for cocktails. It would have been an even better idea to use a sock or Glad bag in the process.

Ted (Ben Stiller), There's Something About Mary-

Busted By: His date
It was a good idea to clear the pipes before meeting Cameron Diaz for cocktails. It would have been an even better idea to use a sock or Glad bag in the process.

Slackers-

Busted By: A socially awkward dork
It's not often the person doing the catching is more embarrassed than the bustee. Most guys would want to join in, but if you're a nerd like this guy it's probably best to just check your Gmail account.

Tommy Boy-

Busted By: Tommy, his fat, fun-loving sales partner
Being caught in the act? Sucks. Being caught in the act and mercilessly ridiculed by the fatty that struck out just moments earlier with the object of your erection? Suicidal.

Richard (David Spade), Tommy Boy-

Busted By: Tommy, his fat, fun-loving sales partner
Being caught in the act? Sucks. Being caught in the act and mercilessly ridiculed by the fat coke addict that struck out just moments earlier with the object of your erection? Suicidal.

Silence of the Lambs-

Busted By: Um… Jodie Foster? Himself?
OK, this isn't really embarrassing. It's actually kind of gross. But since we're a couple ax murders away from a restraint mask ourselves, it tickled the shit out of us.

Silence of the Lambs-

Busted By: Um… Jodie Foster? Himself?
OK, this isn't really embarrassing. It's actually kind of gross. But since we're a couple ax murders away from a restraint mask ourselves, it tickled the shit out of us.

American Beauty-

Busted By: His wife
While he's usually smart enough to bruise his beef in the privacy of his shower, Lester loses control and wakes his wife with a middle-of-the-night pud-punching. She has reason to be upset, but she could at least let the man finish.

Lester (Kevin Spacey), American Beauty-

Busted By: His wife
While he's usually smart enough to bruise his beef in the privacy of his shower, Lester loses control and wakes his wife with a middle-of-the-night pud-punching. She has reason to be upset, but she could at least let the man finish.

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