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3. Writer's Strike Beards- The strike is over and we couldn't be happier to have TV back. But the one thing we will miss are the beards the late night guys grew in support of their buddies. Letterman's was definitely the best, since Conan's made us feel a little uncomfortable.

4. Chuck Norris- If you were to Nair Chuck's beard, the hair wouldn't come off of his face. His face would come off of the hair.

2. Beard of Bees- Unruly cheek pelts can be unpleasant to look at and even smell bad if not properly maintained. But we can't think of another beard capable of taking off and stinging someone to death.

Winner: Santa Claus- This jaw bush is iconic, but its high placement on the list definitely has something to do the fact that its attached to the face of a guy who slides down our chimney and leaves us presents every year.