Two and a Half Men's half-man, Angus T. Jones, just made the list. Congrats!
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Angus T. Jones, the former fat kid from the who-the-hell-watches-this-piece-of-crap TV show Two and a Half Men doesn't want you to watch Two and a Half Men. In a recent online interview, the 19-year-old told audiences, "Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth." OK, fine. But wait! Do you know what Angus doesn't want to stop? His $350,000 a week paycheck. That's nearly $8 million per year! In our opinion, this puts him in the pantheon of the biggest ungrateful bastards in the history of the world, like Brutus (who stabbed his former pal Julius Caesar), Judas Iscariot (homeboy ratted on Jesus!), Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (who brought down his boss John Gotti), and LeBron James (who gave a big "fuck you" to Cleveland). Good job, Angus. We couldn't be prouder!
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