The Creepiest Web Videos Ever

In honor of Satan's holiday, we scoured the internets (ok, just YouTube) to unearth the creepiest, most unsettling, most mind-blowingly bizarre web videos we could find. Enjoy these chill-inducing treats while you spend Halloween day wearing your favorite costume: Guy Pretending to Work.

#10 - Kinder Surprise
Hey, kinder—wanna know what the surprise is? That you won't sleep until well into your 30s, thanks to Mr. Egghead and his Norwegian voodoo curses!



#9 - Demon Girl
We're not sure what's off about this chick. Is it her Willie Nelson braids? Maybe her vague resemblance to Randy Quaid? Hmmmm…



#8 - Mouth Face
Remember, there is creepy and then there's completely un-unseeable. Enjoy those night terrors!



#7 - Mechanical Dog
This was done in the interests of science, but that unnatural movement and mutant insect attack noise qualifies this as an unholy crime against humanity.



#6 - Smile
This one runs a little long, but stick with it. It'll sure as shit stick with you. Forever.



#5 - Thoughts on South Park
Creepiness is like humor. You can't really explain why something impacts you in a certain way. This is one of those times.



#4 - Creepy Baby Doll
"Hi! I'm Baby Eats Your Soul! Can you and I be friends?"



#3- Clown
You were probably thinking, "Wow, I made it almost to the end of this list and there wasn't a single creepy-as-fuck clown. Whew!" Well, surprise, suckers! Just look at that alleyway. People have definitely died there.



#2 - Poodle
Seriously, Japan? What is wrong with you?



#1 - The Scariest Picture on the Internet
Nope, we're not arguing with that one. You win, video. Now, who wants to stay up all night with all the lights on and play Stratego until dawn? Anyone?