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Profiles in Manlitude: Jack Parsons

Every day that your grandpa woke up and tried to decide between corn flakes or eggs for breakfast, Jack Parsons was struggling with, "Should I make today's miracle in science…or magic?" Looking at...

The Sexiest Schoolgirl Music Videos

Who doesn't love a sexy schoolgirl? Maxim does, and we have the arrest record to prove it. Ha! We made a joke about a very real problem. But seriously, dating underage girls is an old man's...

Time Crush: Hedy Lamarr

Listen, brother, there are more ladies in Heaven than Earth, and these are the ones we dream of in our philogyny. If Maxim were around in Ancient Egypt, we'd flirtatiously interview Cleopatra. And...

Exclusive: The MAD Magazine 20 Dumbest People, Events, and Things

Well, it's that time of year again (the end), and among our favorite wrap-ups is MAD Magazine's "20 Dumbest People, Events, & Things" of 2011. Pick it up on newsstands now, but before you do,...

Hey truTV: Yo Animals So Cute

Nothing offends quite like a jab at "Yo mama," but what if, as you swung around to ask, "What'd you just say about my mama?!" you found yourself face to face with him:Eric Gevaert/shutterstock

Actresses Who Are Sexier Than the Video Game Characters They Play

The video game industry is frequently criticized for hypersexualizing its female characters, reducing them to male fantasies. Here at Maxim we find that reprehensible; sure, we are the...

Who is That Girl: Rochelle Aytes

You already know Rochelle Aytes even though you're going to publicly deny ever watching Desperate Housewives or Sex & the City. The New York native is so gorgeous she doesn't...

Movie Crush: Olga Fonda

The gorgeous model turned actress sinks her teeth into Breaking Dawn. Just a month after sexying up the boxing robot flick Real Steel, brunette beauty Olga Fonda returns to the big screen in...

Profiles in Manlitude: The Montford Point Marines

If you're enjoying life in these United States, thank a vet! They're the ones who risked their well-being for this country. (assuming this country is the U.S.A. If you're reading this in North Korea...