You won't believe these drug disguises uncovered by the DEA. And that's why you're not a member of the DEA.

<b>Junk Food</b>-

Date: March 2006
You may recognize the inspirations for such marijuana-laced products as Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way, Rasta Reese's, Buddahfinger, Double Puff Oeo, Keef Kat, Twixed, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, 3 Rastateers, and Toka-Cola. What you may not recognize are the horns you'll be convinced have grown out of your second head after you've finished eating them.

<b>Stuffed Animals</b>- Date: October 2006
This Elmo doll, seized in Barstow, California, concealed four pounds of methamphetamine. (Or roughly half the amount concealed inside Tom Sizemore on any given Thursday.)

<b>Next to the Paint Thinner Under the Sink</b>- ...But before any methamphetamine can go inside a cherished children's doll, it must first be painstakingly handcrafted inside a dirty person's toilet bowl. This DEA agent is taking inventory of only the finest ingredients seized from the meth lab within this Miami home.

<b>Breakfast Treats</b>- Date: March 2006
From the Oakland, California, confectionery that brought you Stoney Ranchers and Buddafinger comes the marijuana-laced way to start your day. Assuming your day ends by 11 A.M.

<b>Cuban Refugee Watercraft?</b>- Date: May 2006
This here's a submersible used by the Rayo Montano drug cartel to transport cocaine to the U.S. Three islands, $70 million in assets, and this rinky-dink sub loaded with coke and, presumably, Wile E. Coyote's personal effects were seized by the DEA as part of Operation Twin Oceans.

<b>Wait for It...</b>- Date: February 2006
This is liquid heroin that nearly made it into the United States without being intercepted by the DEA. Colombian traffickers surgically implanted these rather sizable and lethal pouches in these... (CLICK "NEXT")

<b>Adorable Puppies</b>- Evidently, they're not just for dogfights anymore.