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The World's Crappiest Rabbits

Here are 5 bunnies we could do without. Happy Easter, you jerks!

Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko

Is it too much to wish that instead of trying to persuade Jake Gyllenhaal to set things on fire, Frank the Bunny had advised him not to make Source Code?

The Energizer Bunny

Here's a fun Easter activity to help you pass time between hunting for eggs and gorging yourself on ham: Go buy some Energizer batteries, put them in a chainsaw, and "keep going, and going, and going," until you have enough rabbit foot keychains to open a factory.

Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python

Whoever said that rabbits are all about chomping on carrots and being adorable, please review Exhibit A: this killer bunny. Not so cute when they're covered in human flesh and blood, now are they?
The Trix Rabbit

Only a complete dick would try to steal breakfast cereal from a child, and that's what the Trix rabbit has been trying to do for decades. We're on to you, and today's as good a day as any for some rabbit stew.

Mashmallow Peeps

There are some holiday candies that you wait all year to buy, because they're just sooo good, and why can't we have Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs in September if we goddamn well please? Well, the disgusting marshmallow rabbits known as Peeps are not one of those candies. The guy who took time out of his life to make this murderous video knows exactly what we're talking about.

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