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This Bar Mitzvah Rap Video Will Make You Challah!

Mazel tov to the coolest 12-year-old ever. 

 



What are you doing on May 11, 2013? If you're anyone who's anyone (or just a 7th grader at Pace Academy), you're going to Daniel Blumen's bar mitzvah. The Atlanta 12 year old recently sent out save-the-dates in lyrical rhyme, recording a 3-minute rap video to the tune of Ludacris' "Welcome to Atlanta." With lyrics such as "Just read from the Torah, and do the Hora/And when it's finished, you know I'm not a kid anymore-ah!" and cameos by Shaquille O'Neal, Ne-Yo, and — HOLY SHIT! — Rabbi Berg, you just know this joint is gonna be off. the. chain. So l'chaim, young Daniel, please send our invite to: 415 Madison Ave, Floor 3, New York, NY, 10017. We'll arrive bearing a box of Maxim magazines to honor your entry into manhood. 

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