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This Is The Wrong Way To Wake Up Next To A Fox

Unless small, potentially rabid beasts are your thing, in which case, uh, you can see yourself out.


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Next time you wake up to what you assume is your girlfriend nuzzling your neck, don't assume that she's changed her mind about morning sex. It could just be a friendly real-life fox that's crept into your bed for a snuggle.

Take the case of British IT worker Leon Smith. Just a few days ago he was shocked (and then probably disappointed) to find out that his amorous bedfellow was just that: an urban fox that had snuck in through the cat-flap. Turns out his girlfriend, Sophie Merrell, had already left for work.

After what The Mirror described as a “tense 10-minute stand-off,” Leon was eventually able to chase the animal out of the house.

Apparently his girlfriend found the whole ordeal pretty amusing, but like any self-respecting woman, was sure to stress that three’s a crowd, and that the cat-flap may very well be closed for business following the incident.

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