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This Week In Porn Star Tweets: Melons, Cacti, And, As Always, Mexican Food

March 20, 2013

Hardcore Twitter: Porn Star Tweets

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Maxim Staff

This week we bring you Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, and Veruca James. Your Wednesday is about to get that much more interesting.

Free porn name: Tasha Salad
— Remy LaCroix (@Remymeow) March 16, 2013

...two tacos later.
— Kristina Rose (@KristinaRosexxx) March 18, 2013

Ps it's not ok to fist pump at the strip club
— alexis (@Alexis_Texas) March 17, 2013

Scuse me mr attitude why you got an attitude !!!
— Bonnie Rotten ™ (@thebonnierotten) March 18, 2013

Hello and Happy Monday!!! Who wants to see some boobs?
— Taylor Vixen (@taylorvixen) March 18, 2013

Butt sex is better than coffee.
— Alison Tyler (@MissTylerXXX) March 18, 2013

I need a desert location within 1 hour of LA, WITH cacti that is secluded enough to have sex. Serious responses only please.
— Veruca James (@VerucaJames) March 19, 2013

What does a cat boner look like? Asking for a friend.
— Damon James (@Damon_James) March 15, 2013

Knock knock whose there.. Hopefully some hoes
— Rilynn Rae (@YouknowRilynn) March 13, 2013

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