Semi-Pro’s Will Ferrell follows a fine tradition of Afro-rocking white guys.

Leon Trotsky- Even when this Bolshevik revolutionary was in exile, he continued to oppose Stalinist bureaucracy…and regularly scheduled haircuts.

Bob Ross- Just look at the happy little burnt-sienna mess of hair that sits atop the late The Joy of Painting star’s hippy-dippy head.

Richard Simmons- The flamboyant exercise guru likes his hair the way he likes his ladies: big, sweaty, and ready to be conditioned.

Art Garfunkel- Sure, Paul Simon was far more talented than his ex-partner, but the Funkel’s ’fro accentuated that at least he was taller.

Sideshow Bob- Springfield’s resident homicidal maniac hates barbers as much as Kelsey Grammer (who voices the freak) hates driving sober.

Andrew Stockdale- Wolf­mother’s sound and this do aren’t the only things that are ’70s throwbacks; they also throw a great fondue party.

Phil Spector- The pistol-packing producer showed up to his murder trial sporting this blond Afro wig and won. Suck it, jurisprudence.

Bea Arthur- How Rue McClanahan was the one getting laid in that house remains a head-scratcher.

Gary Spivey- Without a hint of humility, this professional psychic channels the cosmos through his mystical wig. He should really try channeling a gym membership.

Matt Stone- If you look closely, you can see the patch of gray that spawned "Uncle Fucker."