Top Quotes of 2007

Yales' Book of Quotations announced the top quotes of 2007, and what do you know? Some of our favorites made the top five.

1. The "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" Bro
He somehow managed to annoy us more than most Florida Gators, so we put his cries of agony to good use.



2. Lauren Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."

3. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
He claimed his country doesn't haven't homosexuals. This video suggests otherwise.



4. Shock Jock Don Imus
"That's some nappy-headed hos there." Imus isn't the only DJ who's taken heat for his words.

5. Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
"I don't recall."

6. Senator Joseph Biden
"There's only three things he (Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11."

7. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." (Dick and Harry should be more worried about how politics has aged them.)

8.Senator Larry Craig
"(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." (Catch him on our favorite political sex scandals).

9. Senator Joseph Biden
On Barack Obama: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

10. Former President Jimmy Carter
"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history."