We're going to pretend really hard that there are Adult Video Awards for turtles, and this is the winning scene for "Best Sex With Size 8 Footwear." We can already envision the intro speech delivered by a straight-faced Hugh Jackman: “Even with a laughing cameraman and an uncooperative sneaker, this far-sighted trooper pressed on, contorting his little beak into an 'oh' face punctuated by a squeaky, go-for-broke moan.”
Otherwise, we just spent two minutes laughing at a turtle trying to hump a shoe.