June 10, 2013
New technology for dick-art collectors.
Whether you suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome or can't quite figure out how to accurately illustrate testicles, this penis-drawing machine will make your life so much easier. Erected by evil genius David Neevel, the machine uses a Sharpie marker and high-tech code to draw a dick with the push of a button. For the literary-minded, it also spells out the word PENIS. Its artistic ability and penmanship aren't the greatest in the world, but as dick-drawing robots go, it's definitely one of the best.
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