In training for our jobs here at Maxim.com, we were taught that the Internet exists for three reasons: porn, made up "facts," and random junk that makes people forget about the life they are crapping away in front of a monitor. So naturally, in the process of crapping away our own lives, we've developed quite a knack for finding stupid links that end up replacing precious childhood moments in our long-term memory.
Thus explaining our admiration for i-am-bored.com. No sugar coating. No fancy design. Just links—to all the senseless Web crack that keeps us coming back for more. Where else can you find a Full Metal Christmas (above), a Rubik's Cube-solving robot, a guy pulling a helicopter with his ear, and a failed attempt to catapult somebody onto a roof using a basketball hoop (as if a successful attempt would ever make it on the Internet). Actually, probably a lot of places, but we're too lazy to use them.
So enjoy the links and enjoy the weekend; just don't blame us when you've wasted another opportunity to do something productive for a change. 'Cause we're right there with you.