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Woman Begs For Boobs on Side of Road

Fellas, can you spare a dime…for a breast augmentation?

Boobs: If you got 'em, flaunt 'em. And if you don’t got 'em, ask people for money so you can go buy 'em. That’s the route Christina Andrews took, when she stood on the side of a busy Pensacola street with a pink, glittery sign that read, "Not Homeless, Need Boobs." 

"I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have," says Andrews (because every charity needs its mission statement). 

Although the flat-chested panhandler hasn't raised enough money to buy a set of new cans yet, she has received donations from some generous people who have better things to do with their money than to help stop genocide or cure cancer. Tits, man. They'll save the world.  

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