All you need is a little imagination, and a loose interpretation of the word “vacation."
You took to Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter to say funny things and call us names, and we loved it. Here are the nicest, funniest, and shittiest things you said to us this week.
So long as they’re hooked up to the Internet, that is.
Because education is 'spensive, y'all!
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
Summer sausage! Summer beer! Girls named Summer! Better get 'em while you still can.
Unless small, potentially rabid beasts are your thing, in which case, uh, you can see yourself out.
This week we bring you Asa Akira, Mary Magdalene, Missy Martinez, and more. Your Wednesday is about to get that much more interesting.
Hopefully this guide will help prevent you from being arrested, decapitated, or worse.
Scientists have figured out what anti-matter sounds like...and it sounds kinda familiar.