Unless small, potentially rabid beasts are your thing, in which case, uh, you can see yourself out.
This week we bring you Asa Akira, Mary Magdalene, Missy Martinez, and more. Your Wednesday is about to get that much more interesting.
Hopefully this guide will help prevent you from being arrested, decapitated, or worse.
Scientists have figured out what anti-matter sounds like...and it sounds kinda familiar.
"What's the deal with sneakers that are made exclusively for me?"
Answering all the questions you never knew you had (and some you did).
Well, actually, they just tell us what they would do if they did. Same difference.
You took to Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter to say funny things and call us names, and we loved it. Here are the nicest, funniest, and shittiest things you said to us this week.
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
This week we bring you Dana DeArmond, Remy LaCroix, Bree Olson, and more. Your Wednesday is about to get that much more interesting.