Funny

This Video Proves That Your Balls Are Beautiful

You are your testicles' worst critic.

This Week in Porn Star Tweets: L.A. Traffic, Pre-Rolled Blunts, and Shitting Cats

That little blue bird is finally getting some xxx action.

Gilbert Gottfried Will Record Your Outgoing Voicemail

The legendary comic with the most grating voice in the universe will record your outgoing voicemail message. Seriously.

110 Reasons We Love Living In The Land Of The Free

Reason #111: We get to write really long list features.

Grandpa's Dirty Joke

He's close to death but far from decency.

What’s the different between The Hobbit and Twitter?

Q: What’s the different between The Hobbit and Twitter? A: You only get 140 characters on Twitter.Patrick Walker

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day...

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replies...

Jokes

Two ministers are discussing their lives in the church...

Two ministers are discussing their lives in the church, and one of them says, "I never slept with my wife until after we were married. How about you?" the second preacher thinks for a second,...