Alton F-650 XUV Is the Real Life Canyonero

The Chicago Auto Show is in full swing at the moment, and one of the big trends seems to be taking Ford's gigantic F-650 truck and turning it into something you would expect to see Shaq showing off on <em>MTV Cribs</em>. Alton's $200,000 <em>Cloverfield</em> monster of a vehicle has a 7.2-liter Caterpillar engine, a 42-inch plasma and a sound system with 42 speakers. I would still prefer one of those sweet old '70s vans with a wizard painted on the side with a couch that smells like piss crammed in the back, but I guess this thing is pretty cool, too. I do have to give them credit for beefing up the normal car horn to a friggin' train horn. I would blow that sucker right before I ran right over Mother Nature's stupid face. FOLLOW THE LINK FOR A HANDY COMPARISON CHART OF THE CANYONERO AND THE ALTON F-650.

Source: Autoblog