Breaking News: My AVN Porn Convention Badge Is in Hand

I couldn't, with good conscience, come to Vegas when a porn convention is in town and not at least stop by to see what's popping off (or out). It's still early and most of the porn stars are still waking up and wiping down, so I'm going to go look at some gadgets at CES. But later this afternoon I'll be porning it up. Or maybe I'll just sell my badge to some 36-year-old virgin here for CES. (Just kidding. Probably.)