Nobody wants to eat with you. It may be that you're offensive, were a 9/11 mastermind, or simply dine like a Cloverfield monster, but DiGiorno isn't here to judge; they're here to lab-engineer the perfect amount of food for the recluse on the go to nowhere. We sampled DiGiorno's frozen fare, which they generously delivered to our offices in a special dry-ice cooler. It's delivery and it's DiGiorno.
Stan's Impressions of the DiGiorno for One Traditional Crust Pepperoni pizza
"At first, it looked like the dehydrated pizza from the future they eat for dinner in Back to the Future 2, but once cooked it looked a lot more appetizing. Once you get past the ample but bland crust, the cheese, sauce and pepperoni are more than adequate for something that only required three minutes of work. While it left my stomach relatively full, the hot cheese hurt my mouth more than a bowl of Cap'n Crunch in lava."
Heather's unintentional IM Haiku on DiGiorno's California Pizza Kitchen for One Four Cheese pizza
Surprisingly good
But I was also starving
Crust isn't cardboard Cheese was gooey but
Not greasy. I didn't feel
Like dying after
"At first, it looked like the dehydrated pizza from the future they eat for dinner in Back to the Future 2, but once cooked it looked a lot more appetizing. Once you get past the ample but bland crust, the cheese, sauce and pepperoni are more than adequate for something that only required three minutes of work. While it left my stomach relatively full, the hot cheese hurt my mouth more than a bowl of Cap'n Crunch in lava."
Surprisingly good
But I was also starving
Crust isn't cardboard Cheese was gooey but
Not greasy. I didn't feel
Like dying after
Christy's impressions of DiGiorno's California Pizza Kitchen for One Four Cheese pizza
"It was way better than i expected a frozen pizza to be, definitely better than the high school cafeteria. A lot of times microwave pizzas have horrible crust. They get hard and inedible... but not this guy!"
I kinda forgot what we were taking about by this point.