Once you’ve served everyone a beer, the best place to stay out of trouble and avoid any saucy snafus is behind the DJ booth. You can still cut loose, you’ll just be doing it from afar, avoiding all the pitfalls tripping up your clueless coworkers. And besides, who doesn’t want to control the evening’s soundtrack? Everyone loves a DJ, and suddenly you’ll be impressing everyone with your vast musical knowledge and impressive collection of rarities, the rug will be cut as The Clash smoothly segues into Daft Punk and suddenly everyone’s thinking, “Hey, that dude from sales is pretty rad.” Oh, and that babe from accounts receivable who’s about to put in a song request? We have a feeling that you two will be getting a little bit softer now in no time.